Anonymous whispered:
does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

(Source: gameofgifs)

flannelsandjeans:

Basket Tree by Axel Erlandson

 He considered his methods trade secrets and when asked how he made his trees do this, he would only reply, “I talk to them.”

I check in on my brother every so often at night because I know he tends to see things that arent real

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dear friends, here is a brief psa

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(Source: dpaf)

haselnussmilch:

I love grey mornings in Tongwynlais.


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